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My name is Cartier Alonzo, I'm currently pursuing a B.S. in Graphic Design at CUNY Queens College. I want to pursue a career in Graphic Design and later on design t-shirts. I work hard to complete and excel in any goal I try to accomplish. My aspiration is to gain experience in Visual Communications,HTML,Illustration,Design Strategy,and Dreamweaver.

Fencer Outgoing, Hard Worker, from Queens N.Y

The Route of All Evil

I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. You know, I was God once.

The Honking

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. File not found. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. You are the last hope of the universe.

• You don't know how to do any of those.
• Soon enough.

Jurassic Bark

They're like sex, except I'm having them! I'm Santa Claus! Take me to your leader!

Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

I had more, but you go ahead. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. It must be wonderful.

1. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
2. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
3. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
4. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
5. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!

In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?